And, ladies and gentlemen get your seatbelts on and expect a rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness! "copyright Bear" is an unmissable ride in more the ways you could imagine. The film takes an "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an amusing horror comedy that'll keep you smiling, scratching your head, and wondering about what the characters' lives are like for bears and drug traffickers.
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From the moment we meet the handsome Andrew C Thornton, played magnificently by Matthew Rhys, you know you're about to embark on a wild adventure. He's a stylish smuggler along with grace. And a habit of dumping his precious cargo in the most unlikely locations. He didn't realize what he was in for, and he'd be the source of the legend of the century, known as "copyright Bear!"
You should forget all you think that you know about bears and their preferences for food. The movie takes an obscene stance and postulates that when bears consume copyright they won't be just partying; they change into bloodthirsty monsters! Stop, Godzilla you've got a new king in town, and it's a bear that has a desire for powdered chemicals.
Our characters, that includes the dumb police on the run, the negligent criminals and those innocent bystanders that couldn't find their way to the outside of a newspaper bag they will keep you amused. The collective incompetence of the characters is something to see. If you're ever seeking a laugh, just imagine how Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to figure out an issue without shooting each other.
Also, let's not forget our brave adventurers, Olaf and Elsa. These aren't the Olaf and Elsa in "Frozen." Two hikers are able to discover an abundance of Colombian goodies, and prior to when there's a chance to say "Bearzilla," they become an ideal target for copyright Bear's ever-growing hunger. Do you really need a Disney princess when there's a snorting, rampaging bear in the wild?
The film is a perfect mix of humor and terror which makes you laugh at once and then clutching you popcorn in fear next. Its body count grows faster than you can count the curls of your neck, which is why you'll want to cheer for every loss with great pleasure. This is just like watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper.
So, let's look at the final showdown. Imagine a mighty waterfall over the backdrop, the fearless trio of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry all set to go up against Henry, Dee Dee and Sari ready to take on copyright Bear. This is a battle of the ages, complete with explosives, roars from the bear, as well as enough white powder to take Tony Montana to shame. In the exact moment you think that the bear has been killed but it's then revived thanks to a copyright explosion! It's a resurgence of epic proportions.
Yes "copyright Bear" may have some flaws. The editing can be as chaotic like a drunk squirrel and leaves you scratching your brain and you (blog post) wondering if the film reel was actually being used as scratching pole. Don't fret, fans, as the bear CGI is quite top-quality. The bear stole the show even though the team of editors seemed to be on a sugar rush themselves.
The film mixes of tensions, double cross-crossings and unforeseen bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. After the credits have rolled as you go home smiling on your face, remember what the reviewer's final suggestion was: Don't feed bears anything, especially not heroin or fellow trekkers. As I've said before, it's unlikely to end well for anyone involved.
Grab your popcorn, buckle up and take a seat in the bizarre world of "copyright Bear." It's a truly unique experience which will have you in amazement, and pondering the significance of bears and their secrets of partying potential.